Thursday, January 24, 2008

Van Talk #1

“Dookie juice can be poo juice, but it can be anything. If you stay in the place of open mindedness it evolves.”

“A friend of mine told me her husband would get these porns where these chicks shit in spaghetti then ate it then puked in each other mouths.”

“That’s deep, bro.”

“Have you ever seen a snuff film?”


“Yeah, but snuff films…shitting in spaghetti and then eating it – you gotta live with that shit. Snuff films you die.”

“Well, you are right there”.

“You know what would be more appealing to nut cases? Pooping butt to butt.”

“There would have to be a narrator saying, ‘There is no exit here.’”

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